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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:06

What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do my friends always say "yeah, we've heard this before" when I talk about something I'm passionate about?

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

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Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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